舔狗日记

荒废小舔狗写的舔狗日记
中文版:
“女神发朋友圈发了一款新手机,我立马用我捡瓶子赚来的钱买的手机下了订单,看见女神朋友圈发了一条,是哪个傻逼给我订的手机货到付款,我开心的笑了,女神为我发朋友圈了,我放下手中的空瓶,默默的发誓我要舔她一辈子”
文言文版舔狗日记:
“女神发朋友圈发一款新手机,余立马用我把瓶赚入手机之下增单,见女神朋友圈发一条,是谁痴人逼我订手机货到款,吾开心笑了,女神为我发朋友圈了,余罢手中之空瓶,默誓欲舐其一生。”

英文版舔狗日记:
“The goddess sent a new mobile phone to the circle of friends. I immediately placed an order with the mobile phone I bought with the money I earned from picking up the bottle. When I saw that the goddess circle of friends sent one, which fool ordered the mobile phone for me to pay on delivery, I smiled happily. The goddess sent a circle of friends for me. I put down the empty bottle in my hand and silently vowed that I would lick her all my life.”

繁体舔狗日记:
“女神發朋友圈發了一款新手機,我馬上用我撿瓶子賺來的錢買的手機下了訂單,看見女神朋友圈發了一條,是哪個傻逼給我訂的手機貨到付款,我開心的笑了,女神為我發朋友圈了,我放下手中的空瓶,默默的發誓我要舔她一輩子”

日语版舔狗日记:
「女神がモーメンツに新しい携帯電話を送った。

运气指数:65 运气很好哟!
荒废写作发布时间:2022/02/09 18:31
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